James

I realize there may be some questions about why I haven't done my homework, especially considering I've been actively encouraging everyone else to do theirs. First of all, I'd like to clarify that I never said I was going to lead by example. I'm more of a motivational speaker than a participant. Second, I've been extremely busy reminding everyone else about their responsibilities, which, as you can imagine, leaves very little time for my own. Third, I believe it's important to give others the opportunity to succeed before me. That's called leadership. Fourth, I didn't want to make anyone feel bad by finishing mine first. That's called compassion. Finally, I firmly believe that homework, like fine wine and me, improves with age, and I refuse to rush the process. So while some may call this hypocrisy, I prefer to think of it as strategic delegation, emotional intelligence, and an unwavering commitment to practicing what I preach... eventually.

This, of course, is all BS, but it does sum up my personality.